My application to be Sarah Reinertsen’s Boyfriend
To whom it may concern:
This is my letter of application for the position of Sarah Reinertsen’s Boyfriend.
Sarah finished the Kona Ironman Triathlon in 2005. She accomplished this after failing to finish in 2004. Proving that if you are not trying hard enough to fail, you are not trying hard enough. She has finished marathons in New York, London, Boston, New Zealand, and LA. She set world records in the 100 m, 200 m, 400 m in her division. She has been featured on the cover of Max Sports and Fitness, Runner’s World, Triathlete and ESPN. Sarah has been the marketing coordinator for Ossur, and the national spokesperson for CAF. In 2006 she and her former boyfriend competed on the CBS show, The Amazing Race and came in 7th place. She’s even won an ESPY. Sarah’s accomplishments in the area of sports and fitness exceed those of some if not most male athletes. The personal drive and self motivation it takes to crack the whip and follow through with what she has achieved, shows a person who has incredible stamina, poise and downright grit.
Let’s not forget that we are talking about a vibrant, sexual, lovely and hot as the sun woman with the body of a highly trained athlete, the mind of a business woman and the looks of a Victoria’s Secret model.
Just how beautiful is this woman? Who wouldn’t want to hang out with her? Woof.
Her personal mantra is “Fear less. Live more” so it is with that spirit in mind, that I put the idea of becoming Sarah’s new boyfriend out into the world. Should she be interested in having a running partner, personal chef, cycling buddy, masseuse… My services are available and at the ready.
With warm regards,